Good luck,
Dr. Val.

A whole website. For your exams. Yes, this is what we're doing now.

peek below ↓

The countdown to freedom

Until you walk in and politely demolish that exam:

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A scientifically-backed* morale boost

*not at all backed by science. like most things in a waiting room.

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Coffee isn't a personality. But this week? Coffee is a personality.
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Your brain has read more pages than a library. It's just shy.
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ECG: Extremely Chill Genius. (That's what it stands for now. I checked.)
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Imposter syndrome called. You sent it to voicemail. Iconic.
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Sleep is for people without exams. Also, please sleep. Balance.
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Future patients have no idea how lucky they're about to get.

When the dust settles 🍣

Sushi's on me to celebrate smashing them — genuinely zero pressure, only if you fancy it. Pick a day that suits and I'll sort the rest. No reply is a totally fine reply.